Songs of Lyle Rogers and Chuck ("the Hawk") Clarke

(and song fragments) from

ISHTAR

performed by

Dustin Hoffman and Warren Beatty

 

[brackets indicate hours:minutes into the film]

 

exciting notes:

I just found another website where someone transcribed the entire script for Ishtar!

Moreover, there is now a great Ishtar page on Wikipedia. Learn why this great movie bombed.

And many of these songs can be heard from ishtarthemovie.com page, including a longer version of Portable Picnic!

These are exciting times. If only they made a BluRay disk of Ishtar, we'd all go out and buy a player....


Dangerous Business  (lyrics and music by Paul Williams) [0:00] and [1:43] and elsewhere  . . .

 

Telling the truth can be dangerous business.

Honest and popular don't go hand in hand.

If you admit that you can play the accordion,

No one'll hire you in a rock 'n' roll band.

 

But we can siiinnnngggggg . . . our hearts out (all night)

And if we're lucky, then no neighbors complain.

Nobody knows where the beginning part starts out (sing all right)

But being human we can live with the pain.

 

Because life is the way we audition for God;

Let us pray that we all get the job.

 

Cryin' out loud gets you pointed and laughed at

Be like a baby. Only babies should cry. . .

Somebody tell me how that rumor got started.

Some things I know that only God knows why.

 

But we can siiinnnngggggg . . . our hearts out (all night)

And if we're lucky, then no neighbors complain.

No body knows where the beginning part starts out (sing all right)

But being human we can live with the pain

 


Hot Fudge Love (uncredited; possibly by Warren Beatty) [0:09]

 

Hot fudge love

cherry ripple kisses

Lip smacking, back slapping

Perfectly delicious

 


Love in my Will (lyrics by May and Williams, Music by Williams) [0:11]

 

I promised I'd love you forever

         a promise I'm planning to keep

You'll be well taken care of after I'm gone

         off to the land of the big sleep

I'm leaving some love in my will

         Yes, I'm leaving some love in my will

My life is nearly over, and time goes by so fast

         that I wanted to give you a present

         to thank you for the past

 


Oh heartbreak (uncredited) [0:12]

 

I met her, fell

I loved her well

She walked out, hell

Oh heartbreak

 

I met her, wham

I met her, bam . . .

 


Software (Lyrics by May, music by Williams)  [0:12]

 

Software. 

I'm looking for software. 

I gotta have software. 

For my machine.


Echo song (Lyrics by May, music by Williams) [0:13]

 

Hello (hello) Baby (baby) 

Love you (love you), baby (baby)


 

Portable Picnic (lyrics by May and Williams, music by Williams) [0:13]

 

Uh, hot crackers from a barrel

and that's when, the morning. . .


Carol (lyrics and music by Williams)  [0:13]

 

They're going to change her name to Carol


That a lawnmower can do all that (lyrics and music by Paul Williams)[0:13]

 

Saturday morning

The sound of a lawnmower

touches my heart

. . .

And a lawnmower can do all that!  [1:41]

It's amazing!


Wardrobe of Love (lyrics and music by Williams) [0:14]

 

She said come look there's a wardrobe of love in my eyes

Take your time look around

and see if there's something your size


Half Hour Song (lyrics and music by Hoffman and Beatty)[0:14]

 

Half an hour.  half an hour,

Give me a half hour.  Like the last half hour.

Give me a half hour.  Like the last half hour

 


I want to . . . (Hoffman?)  [0:17]

 

I want to kiss every inch of you

Get in a clinch with you

Break off an inch of you

 


Sitting on the edge of my life (lyrics and music by Hoffman) [0:19]

 

I'm finally on the ledge.  

I'm finally on the edge

                  of my life.

When the tears won't even come

When the pain is so big

I'm finally on the edge of my life

 


My Lips are on Fire (lyrics by May, music by Beatty) [1:29]

 

Water!

My lips are on fire

with my desire

for you.

Let me drink some water,

Oh let me drink some wine

If you're not my daughter,

Will you still be mine?


Have Not Blues (lyrics by May, music by Beatty) [1:30]

 

All the folks that don't have money

Are they poor?  Oh well, sure.

But that's not poverty baby --

That's not the thought of the Have Not Blues!

They have not got soles on their shoes

But I have not got you

 


Hello Ishtar (music and lyrics by Paul Williams) [1:40]

 

Hello Ishtar – you're more than a country

You're a state of mind!

Hello Morocco – you're equally pretty

         You' never gonna get left behind

Hello romance, hello adventure!

     I'm having the time of my life,

         Most fun I've had so far,

Here in Morocco, I found the spirit of Ishtar!


I look to Mecca (lyrics by May, music by Williams) [1:41]

 

Mecca!  Mecca!

I look to Mecca and I see

the place where we live in the funny old tree

that we sat under when you first said to me

(Oh whee ooo!)

 


Harem Girl (music and lyrics by Dustin Hoffman) [1:41]

 

I can see her standing in the backyard of my mind.

She cracks her knuckles

and the scab that's on her knee won't go away.

I can see the woman waiting in her eyes,

and I can see the love.

But I can't see the Brooklyn Dodgers in LA

 


How Big am I?  (lyrics by May; music by Williams) [1:41]

 

I feel so small when I look at the stars!

How big is Venus?  How big is Mars?

I feel so small when I look at the sky.

How big is heaven?  How big am I?

 



Discarded lyrics for Dangerous Business:

 

Telling the truth can be bad news

good news

bad idea

difficult problem

scary predicament

bitter herb

dangerous tunnel

dangerous business

why?  because

if yourself  

you don't know

if you don't know yourself then you don't know why